I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I fell constipated.

I feel so insulted.

Alright, I hope you have fun. Don't get AIDS.

Well that's no fun

I'm off to a friend's house for the night, catch you later you sexy bastards.

I'd be cool if it wasn't for the extra 300 pounds bit. I'm sorry, but I will not move on that. This is my stance.

Hey, if you guys like rapists, I can get a bunch of candy in my basement, put on about 300 pounds, start making you call me Uncle Keith, and I'll even pay for you guys to come up to New York. We'd have a grand old time!

My favourite is that guy down the street. :D

Too bad. My favorite rapist is 2Pac.

I don't care if it's unoriginal, I don't plan to ever become a rapist

Yeah. smurf, man it's ALWAYS the uncle. Always. Creepy uncles.