I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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That's slightly more original than "Who's your daddy".

I would make them call me Uncle Keith, first and foremost.

Would you make all the ladies feel comfortable before you began?

Anymore.

You post too fast

If I ever became a rapist I would probably be a nice one

I beg to differ

Yet.

I'm not a rapist!

Let's dance

I'm not sexist. All men are rapists!