I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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For some reason the name "Brokeback Mountain" always made me laugh uncontrollably considering the subject matter of the movie. Oh gay cowboys, that's so not sexy in any way.

You've got yourself a deal

Actually, I hated the movie Brokeback Mountain. I think in some way this makes me a horrible person with veins that are malicious green.

I'll bring the melted butter, you bring the naked.

Let's go to Brokeback Mountain this weekend.

All this talk about crack has me thinking of Whiteny Houston's crack baby.

Me cannae be smart fer very long toyme noo

Process of elimination and sleepless nights.

I'd like to know the process that allowed you to arrive at this conclusion.

Did you discover it in the air? With a bear? Or on the stair?

I think NOT



But it's cool.

Mr. Rantzien is a philosopher on the third week of every other month when the clock has at least two odd numbers in it I have discovered.