I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Shiny is a very short person. Let's all point and laugh.

Keith doesn't have a mic. Let's all point and laugh at him.

What the hell you guys.

Kelster is being a little as always

And that's why I do watch it Which I will now do. Cya Pill.

I don't watch Lost because that fat guy Hurley is too sexy and I overload when I watch it.

There weren't enough commas in that sentence. I think you're missing about six.

FURTHERMORE, Lost is on, goodbye fools.

Oh my god, I think you discovered the meaning to life on accident.

But if you go too far west eventually you will end up in the east and something with the space time continuum I don't know where this sentence is going.

I learned that the hard way, but it's too soon for me to tell the tale.

And we all know east is the worst place to go.