I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I knew there was something wrong with it.

Originally Posted by Pillie Holiday

The seas parted

You misspelled partied!

Are there lygers in this story? Because I'm not reading anymore if there isn't.

On the eighth day God played pool.

In the beginning, the Earth was without form, and void.

But the Sun shone upon the sleeping Earth and deep inside the brittle crust massive forces waited to be unleashed.

The seas parted and great continents were formed. The continents shifted, mountains arose. Earthquakes spawned massive tidal waves. Volcanoes erupted and spewed forth fiery lava and charged the atmosphere with strange gases.

Into this swirling maelstrom of Fire and Air and Water the first stirrings of Life appeared: tiny organisms, cells, and amoeba, clinging to tiny sheltered habitats.

But the seeds of Life grew, and strengthened, and spread, and diversified, and prospered, and soon every continent and climate teemed with Life.

And with Life came instinct, and specialization, natural selection, Reptiles, Dinosaurs, and Mammals and finally there evolved a species known as Man and there appeared the first faint glimmers of Intelligence.

The fruits of intelligence were many: fire, tools, and weapons, the hunt, farming, and the sharing of food, the family, the village, and the tribe. Now it required but one more ingredient: a great Leader to unite the quarreling tribes to harness the power of the land to build a legacy that would stand the test of time.

Big Bang has always made my pinky toe shiver.

For some that made me think of the Big Bang Theory. And now Big Bang Theory will forever make me giggle like a schoolboy.

Ban(g) him.

A new user title for me

An interesting implication!