I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Now I can take pics of myself in naughty lingerie and send them to you.

I have some seeds for you, right here in my seed-bag!

Give new meaning to the phrase "opiate for the masses."

We's a simple wheat farming group on this hurr magical farm-like.

Wheat and opium.

I hope this farm grows "special crops". By which I mean string beans, obviously.

Everyone in my usernotes will be invited to this magical sexy farm deal we have going here.

Now he's going to put up a privacy fence and be snooty

He'll really rule the acres now.

Oi've got a brand new combine 'arvester and I'll give you the key

He always ruins our fun. But then he makes it up to me in our tractor the next day.