I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Well I already gave you syphilis so maybe that will balance it out.

I hope you all get Rocaninbroritisaranomas...a which is the worst disease in the world.

Number 1 in the hood G.

I'm taking these mothersmurfers back

My good man, I would never lie! (SPOILER)This is a lie.

Lies

If you squint really hard you'll see my User Title actually says "Pill's Purple Panda." We can all relax.

Who's up for some cricket then?

That's what we call sarcasm, the lowest form of comedy, used by none other than SHINY.

Viagra is blue =_=