I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I hate to think about what Rae would do to you obviously stealing her thunder, Mr. Viagra.

Good luck with that Assicus :oscar:

Maybe going to sleep will erase my memory of the last usernote

Good night.

Oh god, a 13 year old kid called me sir once. I felt so old I wanted to kill myself.

But then I realized that killing myself doesn't make any sense. Why not kill the source of the depression in the first place? So I killed him instead. With tongs, but that's a whole....thing.

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

I desire a moment where everybody slowly begins to clap and it ends in a standing ovation with cheesy music and tears in our eyes and crackers. GIVE.

Amazing what they can do with technology these days.

How did you get a mirror into my computer?!

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