I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I'll summarize it for you. There was incest, a little girl and a wrong number. They died. THE END.

It was too long for me to read

I wonder if this was a stupid Myspace bulletin or something :rolleyes2

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

"Hello?"

"Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
Right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later
The little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it, Daddy."

"And what happened, honey?" He asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
with no clothes on and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***


***Longer Pause***


***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?"

No, I think you have the wrong number......

LMFAO!!

In China, a male teacher decided to teach a lesson about physical body to his students. He decided to use two nude models to demonstrate how beautiful the human body is. During his lecture, he proceeded to remove his clothing until he was completely nude. The students said that he got so impassioned during his lecture that other things became excited too.

I feel as if I should lock my doors and windows.

Nobody is safe.

What.

He hasn't gone to sleep yet. I guess he didn't eat the poison I left in his dinner.