I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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You mean you actually want to come back to EoFF?

I'm going to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. Good day sir.

I'll be back on when it befits my pleasure, or something.

Lol that's crazytalk.

Wow! What are they going to think of next, spoons combined with forks?

My cup is a cup and a straw combined into one, and it is the wave of the future.

I like your Fred Flintstone user pic.

First of all they would need to become normal again.

Yeah, first it was attempted suicide and now it's an allergic reaction or something. Reporters need to get their stories straight.

Of course he didn't really attempt suicide. Stupid rumors. See where they lead you? The moral of all of this is not to start rumors. Or should I say rumours

Fire hydrants exist only to put out fires. Firemen dancing on them like a stripper pole is promoting burning down houses.

Terrell Owens is playing against the Titans (probably). This is excellent, considering his "attempted suicide" almost smurfed my fantasy team over.