I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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confused for Jabba the hutt.

I fail to see this as a bad thing.

Lmao!! You really did have a picture of a green giraffe. Have some jess

I dunno, that giraffe is lookin' good to me. As a walrus I'll just be poached or confused for Jabba the hutt.

How can you even compare this inferior being to this glorious being?

Smells like denial in here

Why thank you, Roto's WASTED WALRUS

That's one sneaky your mom joke

I have an unhealthy fetish for the mothers of homosexual men who live in Indiana.

DON'T JUDGE ME FETISHES COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES

Don't judge me Pill, fetishes come in all shapes in sizes.

Well I think it's non-toxic so I guess you could eat it if you wanted a big ball of wood flavored dough in your stomach

Wait....it's not?