I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I read you like a book, Edward 8-)

I see you described me as Edward the Spoony Bard. I got uncomfortable because it was completely accurate IMHO

[Joke about Alive-Man's mother being delightful].

I wish I could say the same for myself.

Bagels are delightful.

I've come to share a bagel with you.

I have to go and shower last minute.

I have to go shower tomorrow.

I have to go shower now. Talk to you later cockholster.

At least I didn't crack a "Big Boss".