I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Oh my god you totally went too far

[Joke about Liquid Snake that goes too far]

That would work too. He would sneak his Solid Snake into your Shagohod, if you know what I mean. And I'm sure you do.

I was thinking more... Naked Raiden

If you dressed up as Solid Snake for your first time meeting him he would do things to your body noone ever has before.

Sounds like I need to prepare for a road trip to San Diego!!

He lives in San Diego so he's on the complete opposite side of the country from me

He's much closer to Indiana

You know what they say, everybody has a soul mate... Fate has brought you two together Pill.

Yeah he also seems to trust me enough to tell me he looks at porn all day and is obsessed with Metal Gear Solid.

!!!!!!!

I hope he "somehow" gets my username next he sounds like a winner.