I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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He's 48 years old.

Well, cover me in soy milk and call me a goat coz this FOX fellow is pretty strange.

So I log onto MSN and see that this guy added me, although I have no clue who he is. So I ask him how he knows me and got my screenname, and he says he has no idea. Here is a part of that conversation:

FOX says:
Oh I think i remeber who you are, your that dude that made Meth and got caught no ?
Keith says:
Umm
Keith says:
no
FOX says:
Your that stoner
FOX says:
lol they caught you
Keith says:
Not so much, no.
FOX says:
Well don't feel down man, I once got caught working it and beating it by my brother
Keith says:
That's wonderful.
Keith says:
But I'm not a meth drug lord, sorry =[

Very obser- wait, this is a trap. I almost walked right into it.

You seem like a child molester.

Very observant of you.

You seem like a person.

I haven't seen the new jackass thanks to how goddamn slow it takes to be released here in ireland..

I nominate "So it was good, huh" as the understatement of the century.

Goodnight you cockholsters.

I love you sometimes.

Like now.

WHORE ME.

I don't believe this.

Originally Posted by I Took the Viagra

Jackass 2 blah blah

Oh really? So it was good, huh? I saw the first one, but the only part that amused me was when they pretended to be robbers.