I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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The possibilities are (nearly) endless.

I should stick something in your butt, but. I'll give you a hint it isn't a thorn.

(Everything is more acceptable in parenthesis)

Me too, having a thorn in the ass would be a very unfavorable situation

(Especially if it involves Shiny)

I just disagree with a thorn in the ass.

I disagree just to be a thorn in the ass.

I agree.

You're a truly rare specimen.

Unlike most people, my nose actually clicks.

Objected! Grabs the rebound!