I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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You mean I have to do stuff as your enforcer? But I'm allergic to effort... My nose falls off when I exert myself.

Don't go soft on me official usernotes enforcer!

Originally Posted by aisle_s

They refused me because my awesome wasn't lacking enough!

Nobody understands me like he does

They refused me because my awesome wasn't lacking enough!

This isn't going anywhere good, is it?

Originally Posted by Some comdeian

How come when women pass by restaurants they're always like, "I'm so hungry"? But, when they pass by motels they're never like, "Me so horny"?

Your picture of Levian made me chuckle. No, NO!... I laughed.

But I think that equation man will give me nightmares

My usernotes are not an orgy

We discuss serious topics like Pube Mupit and Truckstop Motels

I see sores and rashes in your future.

Of course not! The memories and STDs you gave me will last a lifetime.