I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I thought what we had was SPECIAL

Was I just a piece of man-meat to you? WAS I?

Don't playa hate Pill

Psh, ask your lover roto to do it for you

My vertical is upside down please correct it.

Does this involve handcuffs? Because if it does it can't possibly be a bad thing.

Unless you are in the exact centre of New York I shall have you arrested for not living in the exact centre of New York.

No, sadly I don't have a New Yizzle accent. I wish I did. I am a Central New Yorker. If you know where Syracuse is, I'm near there.

We are the CHINS OF NOO YOIK!

Do you have a downstate Noo Yoikah accent or what?

Yes, and Kyle is the next chapter of my life

Did I ever tell you about the time I met your mother at a truckstop motel? Ahhh, what a weekend

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