I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I think I am rather like Resha on that account.

I'd say you're right about 99% of the time. The other 1% are people like Resha who would rather spend her Sunday eating syrup filled waffles than meeting me at a sleazy motel with my fine whip collection.

But enough of my autobiography.

I assume that of everyone without knowing where they live.

Because you're kinky and you like whips?

Why, oh why, did I ever tell anyone where I live.

Way to destroy my plan for the rest of the day

How delightful

Just don't wear out that whip by using it all in one day on one person.

Don't worry Pill I actually do know where Rae lives

Edit: She lives one state on top of me, and that makes me laugh because Rae is on top of me all the time. I thought you should know.

Verbal abuse can hurt just at much or more as physical violence my dear

The results are in Rae, and I for one believe him. You'll just have to admit you were wrong and let it go.