I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Very easily.
Ask Lunar, he has done it before.

How can I be the love of someone's life and a dickhead at the same time?

I'm certainly not either.
But I dont watch soccer, I play it. Or rather, I did play it.

Originally Posted by The New And Improved Love of My Life

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Of which I am neither. Wait...I am a streaker. But I don't like soccer. Your logic is flawed.

Soccer is for British people and streakers.

That's only true because of the pansy factor involved in soccer. What's so exciting about watching a team get down to one end of the field, have the ball get booted all the way to the other end, then watch the other team get it down there, and then have it booted to the other end again, with this cycle continuing until someone makes a mistake? Yawn.

You leave my soccer out of that sentance.
Its the best sport.
And you dont get as injured as you do in Football.

gtfo with your soccer and such

Football = Sucks
Soccer = Rocks.

You don't have to go away

Update- Patriots touchdown, 17 to 14

I am getting nervous

But Brady threw the touchdown so that should help me in fantasy