I'm so happy 'cause today I got laid
I've found my friends, they're in my other head
I'm so ugly, that's OK... but not really
'Cause so are you, broke our Nsync CD's
Sunday mornin' is every gaydom
For all I care and I'm not heterosexual
Light my candles in a dazed and confused ...wtf
'Cause I've found God *insert something sacrireligious here*