I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Yesh I did. I love Sublime.

Aww, it's okay! It'll be alright! You can redeem yourself. Did you say something SUBLIME up there?

http://wiggagotowned.ytmnd.com/

That's how I owned j00.

It's getting much too cold for that I'm afraid.

http://www.ericwebster.net/images/ar...old_school.jpg

Of course he has. That's his life goal, innit? GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR THE NUMBER OF STREAKS. Score.

...Interesting. Do any streaking lately?

I can imagine a very dead Alive-Man.

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/122_kidding.jpg

I can imagine a very sloshy voice.

No no, it's real. I tried it and now everyone I meet, even strangers on the street say "Goddamn man, your voice sounds like milk."