I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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OK, you're right. There are some things surgery can't fix.

What about Michael Jackson?

As I said, there's nothing surgery can't fix.

Your not a woman! (To think i was gonna give you the credit card details).

Well I meant I myself could never physically give birth to a baby, but your way works too

You just need the right woman, or wait wait wait! The right, pill.

Phew I could never have 14 babies. Actually, I could never have 1 baby, but surgery can fix almost anything these days.

What do Lassie & a park bench have in common?

They can't support a whole family.



Lassie's on her 14'th baby if i'm correct. They're popping out like Tic'Tacs.

You're not the only one with a pair of binoculars and a bottle of lotion set up near the window facing my neighbor's bedroom!

I mean...lolz Lassie.

I thought i was the only one to know that.