I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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But you don't know better right? :riiight:

If I didn't know better I'd say that that strapping young lad is from the Simpsons! >:O

Ya see, the wife, she dun think I'm a man! All she does is whine! I tree an' git some rest bit A'm constintly bombarded with papa towels! Sheh throws 'em at a distance cuz she know she get a spankin' if she dun get awee!
Me boss, 'e a right lark! Ses I gotta lev the premisis or 'e'll call the police!
'oo duz 'e think 'e iz? 'E'll beh lucky ta avoid tha backside o me 'and!

Probably the best Scotsman ever: http://www.goodrock.com/productpics/...s/ssim0103.gif

Och, laddie, where ye been all this time, eh? Och. But if only ye knew, laddie. Ye'd best be wearing yer kilt in a jiffy, eh.

Is today Scottish accent day and I just forgot about it?

Ah, I couldn't trouble ya with it, lad. Just me wee problems down at the office.
An' 'um 'avin' troubles with the wife.

What has you down in the dumps, Alive-Man sir?

I dun like the shrinks They lock me up and like like p-p-psycho-analyze me. :kaodizzy: