I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Why is today depressing?

And you're right, I don't like seeing you be depressed, so stop

300.

Today is depressing. Very depressing. I should stop being randomly sad and depressed.

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/images/...flash/Cena.jpg

Probably the cheesiest person I've ever seen in my life.

John Cena?
Never heard of him.
Never heard of him.
Never heard of him.

I've never seen a wrestling match, at most 5 minutes. And when I watched those 5 minutes, it involved John Cena. That man is the biggest moron alive.

The last wrestling show I saw was some demented guy named "Kane" had aparently killed someone.

I thought wrestling was fake until one of the Owen brothers died.

My friend had one of the video games, I thought that was pretty fun.

Not many people do, but it's their loss.

How... unfortunate. If I watched wrestling I would converse with you about it, but alas, I do not.