I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I have a feeling that's going to become a pet name

Jaffar is like a cool version of the man. Not The Man, of course, but the man.

Jaffar is too awesome for the lowly EoFFian to compare themselves with You little PILL!

I found someone who may have you beat.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=17541

I think I will be. I can stand up to the test.

Dammit, you're right. You win this time Dan, you're more awesome than Awesomeman, but you won't be so lucky next time a user with awesome in their name registers:rolleyes2

His interests show he is clearly a failure

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=20028

He may have you beat Dan.

Don't worry, I am pretty awesome

I can't top that one.