I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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aahahahah what a smurfing profile picture

also when i made my post in Town's drunk ass thread, I did it with you in mind specifcially. I hope you enjoy it.

Plottin' genocide like a villain

'Sup dude

Christ I remember that smurfing game. You can call it lame all you want but I am telling you tunnel + flamethrower = smurfing badass.

you're a god damn filthy whore, get on MSN at some point or something.

I am the red pill.

And whose fault is it those stopped, eh?

Obama's.

*flicks*

Hola!
Pleased to meet you.

Hahaha it's an excerpt from Operation Sea Lion by Peter Fleming, about the planned Nazi invasion of Britain in WW2.