I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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it's called my lap sit on it (again)

It's called MSN, use it.

Weird must be teenager-speak for completely awesome.

...... hi

I am! I saw it spelled Wumbo somewhere be I prefer Wambo.

We could have a multi-page Internet forum argument about Final Fantasy XIII if you want.

Beer and rum are disgusting. If it doesn't have ice and fruit and a tiny umbrella then you're a slut that will die of gingivitis.

huh. those online dictionaries aren't too bad, at least they get the point across.

neener is not a word you illiterate fool

Lille Keith ned trappen falt
hjernemasse overalt

That's wrong man. Really wrong.