I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Haha I'm very fast, really!

Totally..!

I picked up the last copy of Feel the Illnoise yesterday from my FYE.

Pretty great imho.

I noticed Confessions on a Dance Floor wasn't in your favorite albums list. I just assume you forgot it, of course.

can i has a milkshake

And I took the blue pill

I think that my life would have turned out positively up to this point had I spent more time walking down the street with weird techno music in the background.

Not since Goran Ivanisevic have I had a proper favourite player. I like Andy Roddick but I haven't seen him play in a while. I used to like Paradorn Schrichapan as well but he has disappeared off the face of the planet after marrying a Miss Universe. What about you

yeah I don't like him either. I don't really know why. I think it's 'cause he has freckles and I hate freckles they are . well when you have as many as he does. plus he's scottish. failure. ugh go away andy murray

Every time someone asks me that, I give them this as an answer:

Kelly, what are you going to do with your life?