I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I'm your mailbox.

I cba to refer to Jess' reply on my LJ.
From now on like what Milfeuelle said, it's GOLF MALLET.

You visited my page

GOLF MALLET

You managed to frighten me.
I want to hit you with a golf thing (bat?pole?i forgot again)

There's a possibility.
And then we'd probably create the cutest four-armed, 6-toed baby.

I find it funny how the Fonz visited your page and you visited his. That's so cute.

Because I take after YOU!
Are we related?

Why are you fantastic at everything.
Your haiku kicks ass.