I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Is it okay to be tranny?

I'll bork your mothersmurfing face, licker.

God, I'm violent. What has happened? It's like a Hulk-worthy change. I have been called up by John Woo and told I'm awesome before, so it all fits in the end.

Puck the Fhones?

Seriously, where's my picture. I'll smurfing bust a mothersmurfin cap in your mothersmurfing knee. Mac and cheese.

Keithickle, for Christmas I want a picture of you holding a sign that says "I'm cuckoo for Kyky Puffs."

At least I'm not. Go take a blue pill, hymen parade.

hey cool my name is Keith and I have to steal Shiny's "jokes" (because I don't know how "YOU'RE BLONDE!" can be construed as a joke) because I am an unfunny who longs for something to fill my cockholster.

with priveleges

special friends.

With 120HP you could do anything.