I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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catch the centipede before it gets away

If only there were some kind of economist who could save our souls.

so do i

I always feel like I should apply percent statistics to you.

Fuck expirimentation

I know it's not too hard, I just don't know what you put between the letters to get it to let it through.

Goddammit, I was going to compliment your sig but now I want to figure out how Kyono gets past the swear filter in usernotes.

Bitches ain't

best fucking signature of all time

You may be the first person in history to call me upbeat. But history is formed by those at the top, so who trusts it?