I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I like your pajamas!

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I am fond of your thighs, but don't tell anyone or else they will think me a thigh-lover.

These usernotes belong to a guy who injects silicon in his thighs.

Whoa, I just realized you used to be Braska's Final Aeon.

It's probably because I said I'd save it till we were married.

I don't know, it could just be him being himself.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me anyway.

Sure, whatever.

Did you want me to put "The Fonz should change his name to 'extremely gullible epic lying-to-save-face namedropping kiss-ass failure'" or just "extremely gullible epic lying-to-save-face namedropping kiss-ass failure"?