I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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That would work, but he could change it back pretty easily.

The acronym is really the only way you could get the whole point across.

Maybe you could call him Egeltsfndkaf?

YOU'RE THE smurfING FAIRY, MISSY.

Yeah I know, but you have to accept that that's going to be a side-effect of being friends with you.

Hello Mr.Keitharama :mog:

Glad to see you finally agree that being the first line of defence against countless enemies in a narrow passage is a task taken on only by the bravest.

Yeah, I experimented with every class in that game, so what? It's not my default class, unlike yours you pussy.

Oh look at me, I have to disguise myself because I'm too much of a chicken to run around in my actual uniform because, god forbid, somebody might SHOOT at me!! In a WAR, of all places!!! Pussy chicken.

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

I liked it when you were having a faggy little sniper duel with that human guy on the beach level, 'cause I was watching from your screen after I died. By "liked it", I meant I thought it was so stupid, all this ducking and like little pussies. As soon as I respawned, I charged over to the bunker opening, aimed at where I knew he was and made him eat a panzerfaust. I'm sure you saw it come crashing down upon him, and I can not begin to imagine how jealous you were of me at that moment.