I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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lol@puckthefolice.

Only if I Took the Red Pill is Albanian for smartass.

general nub

You take my breath away and then give it back to me in a processed, manufacted form.

Edit:

yes it has turned my life around, I do not know what I would ever do without this fine invention

He sure is.

I would love to own a gas station with you and slurp much slurpies and have many adventures and get robbed a minimum of 4 times and make a run-on sentence describing it all.

No one important, I'm sure.

Eh, whatever. You're still a prick in my eyes.

You could of gotten me banned, and I don't see why you didn't.