Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

He ripped the stinger out of himself like a boss man.

You are going to die by crocodile now, I hope you realise this.

Steve Irwin.

pwnt

I still maintain that Meyer is mostly a talentless hack. The two Romanian vampires in the final book are the single greatest thing about the entire series. They just want to burn trout to the ground. But I digress. I'd be the badassiest mothersmurfing sparkly vampire and somehow get respect despite my impairment.

If there's one thing you want to be made of, it's definitely sparkly star dust. Can you imagine how awesome that would be? It's like a party everywhere you go!

That's surprisingly accurate. I wonder if that makes me some kind of star child.

I know how to have good ideas sometimes!

We can get tattoos if you want! I decided that I will make dartboards with idiotic people's faces on them for fun and potentially profit.

That is so very true. I have a mate over here who's our opinion editor and he's big on politics. He's also German, as an aside. But we've got this republican fella sending in columns and we spend our time just pinching ourselves are how goddamn bigoted and idiotic the guy is, so I showed the posts to him and we both can't stop laughing. Everything we do is because we're socialist paradises now.

You should make the thread anyway and see what happens You can't be any more of a troll than that other fella.