Bad label placement.

[Madame Adequate]

Or good poo placement.

Of course in Steve's eyes the only bad poo placement in is the loo

[DK]

Now I'm the king of South London, ooh
I worked for HMV
The waitress said "stop!"
When I did a huge plop
And that's what's bothering Steve

I wanna be a man, Eyes on
And have a night on the town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of poo dropping down

Oh, ooh bee doo
Don't wanna do a big poooooooo
All over you
Or in my shoe
It's truuuuuue!

You see it's truuuuuueeee
A guy like Steeeeeve
Can learn to be
Potty trained toooooooo!

well Paul has been wanting this to happen ever since he wrote his little ditty and said it was too hard for him to get through without laughing, so I had to put on my best steve-voice and bang one out for my boy. So here you go my good man:

Vocaroo | Voice message

[Night Fury]

Now I'm the king of South London, ooh
I worked for HMV
The waitress said "stop!"
When I did a huge plop
And that's what's bothering Steve

I wanna be a man, Eyes on
And have a night on the town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of poo dropping down

Oh, ooh bee doo
Don't wanna do a big poooooooo
All over you
Or in my shoe
It's truuuuuue!

You see it's truuuuuueeee
A guy like Steeeeeve
Can learn to be
Potty trained toooooooo!

well Paul has been wanting this to happen ever since he wrote his little ditty and said it was too hard for him to get through without laughing, so I had to put on my best steve-voice and bang one out for my boy. So here you go my good man:

Vocaroo | Voice message

I've lost it.
My life will never be the same

omg

can't breathe
ow
hahahahha jesus
omg

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'll have plenty of stories in a couple of months...those steve stories are priceless lmao

[Pike]

>this thread

[Night Fury]

>this thread

Nathan Fillion has the perfect face for this.

[Night Fury]

I'M GONNA WET MYSELF IF I KEEP LISTENING TO THAT HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Raistlin]

well Paul has been wanting this to happen ever since he wrote his little ditty and said it was too hard for him to get through without laughing, so I had to put on my best steve-voice and bang one out for my boy. So here you go my good man:

Vocaroo | Voice message

Dan, words cannot express how amazing that singing is.

[Tigmafuzz]

>this whole thread

[Faris]

Now I'm the king of South London, ooh
I worked for HMV
The waitress said "stop!"
When I did a huge plop
And that's what's bothering Steve

I wanna be a man, Eyes on
And have a night on the town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of poo dropping down

Oh, ooh bee doo
Don't wanna do a big poooooooo
All over you
Or in my shoe
It's truuuuuue!

You see it's truuuuuueeee
A guy like Steeeeeve
Can learn to be
Potty trained toooooooo!

well Paul has been wanting this to happen ever since he wrote his little ditty and said it was too hard for him to get through without laughing, so I had to put on my best steve-voice and bang one out for my boy. So here you go my good man:

Vocaroo | Voice message

Good god, I love you both :kaolaugh:

[Jiro]

So much for becoming a family friendly forum again, huh. Guess we can unban Genji now!

[Shiny]

Okay, well, one of them was posted by his sister on her Facebook, and he denies it. I choose to believe her as it's funny.

His sister had just had a baby, Steve's niece. She'd changed her daughter on her kitchen counter for whatever reason. Anyway, in walks our hero, Sir Iceglow of London, and spies something brown on the kitchen counter. Naturally he scoops it up with his finger, pops it into his mouth and goes "Mmm, peanut butter". Apparently he spent the next hour alternating between puking and yelling at his sister for leaving poo on the kitchen counter.

The first one was hilarious, but this is traumatizing. How could you manage to confuse poo with peanut butter? I know baby poo doesn't stink, but STILL.

[Tigmafuzz]

I know baby poo doesn't stink, but STILL.

baby poo doesn't stink

baby poo

doesn't stink

[Jiro]

Baby trout probably stinks more than any other kind of trout

[Shiny]

Newborn baby poo doesn't have a scent.