Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Yeah so I shouldn't be the one getting tied up!

I um... how would I go about that

Nah, just found out he's a homo. I don't get the connection...?

Well that's like buying someone a present, giving it to them, but then still calling it yours. Makes no goddamn sense!

That's all I do

It just so happens I was an extra on Firefly as one of his action figurines. I was the dinosaur toy.

You are indeed!

I dunno but I know it was you. Mostly because I saw your face. And you were talking to me.

It was weird. You picked me up at the airport and took me to this shady convenience store. We picked up some booze and made our way to your place, which bore a striking resemblence to Two Face's pad in Batman Forever. We beat up old matresses hanging from the ceiling for a while before you stated that Psychotic had the Declaration of Independence and we needed to get it back, like that one mission from Fallout 3. That's about all I remember.

Yeah, she wants yur head now.

Oh you do like him!! Oh mine, young loves!

My hamsters had the size of a grizzly bear, I thought that is the average size of a hamster?

If that imp is as cute and adorable as the imp that we are talking about, then that's cool!

You never know unless you try!! Who knows, she might like it!!!

This would be much more convenient if goats and seals were natural enemies.

You've invaded my sleep you bastard!

Oh and uh... *beats up* Christmas told me to.

You're weird

How come you alway talk about Psy??? You like him??

But my hamsters only like giving, they dun like taking!

Have you met Imp in real life yet!?

Save that for Imp sicko!!

Oooh why do I always have to do it

Not a lie! I am 100% virgin.

Damn you... I feel as unloved as a wart now!

...it is mine. I just don't pay for it, what's yo' beef?

EVERYTHING. Well, nearly. You can draw stuff and write stuff and paint stuff... Yeah. XD