Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

You can't be that greedy, you might not be able to take it if you have both anyway!

Good news to you bad news to the monkeys! They are so gonna get raped!

Hell I dunno. I think we'd have to pinpointwhat field that would be exactly. Someone who twists words around... A therapist? Police officer? A judge?

I think you like to be bitten by that british friend of yours more that goes by the name imperfectionist!

Wow, you got a penis!? That's news!

Indeed it is. Quite well. You should look into possible professions in that field.

xD You bastard.

Yes. I did instill temporary fear in me.

Now that I think about it, I'd probably just ignore whatever kind of hate message he sent me.

Oooohhh... what could I do?

Oh, you'll be conscious, don't you worry about that

Yeah it was about you trying to persuade me to try it XD what did you think we were talking about?

No seriously, what? ...do they watch you in the bathroom...?

Yeah they're terrible, but I still get overly excited when they come out. Me and loads of mates went to go see the last one, and just me and one other hardcore guy were sitting there like 'OMGOMGOMOMGOMOMG' at everything even though we like 'meh' after XD Also, Snape is sexy.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeaase!

Fine, we'll see

XD why is it loosely moralled to not want to eat a jacket potato like an apple?

Yeah, what? XD how mean, didn't think to at least introduce your close friends and family to a toothbrush?

Haha why not?

For the lolz Please

Don't make me prove you otherwise!

Another what?

Nah not particularly... Haha what just everyone in Somerset? Ew.

I don't know if i'd wanna put me or you through the whole film, so here you go. Haven't you seen Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? He's in that! Not as sexy though...