Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

*gets pen and paper* Like what?

Haha, it's always the fun way with me

Ugh... only if you provide me with what I need, then I guess so :imp:

Not a very swish title but definitely fitting Don't be, they don't brush their teeth

You mean K Bran Have you seen him in Hamlet? God what a sexy mofo...

I know right?

Oh god, please don't do that! :O

Has it never occurred to you that that might be the point...?

Oh Yeah it definitely isn't... I found that out the hard way

Now that sounds tempting

Haha I know what it is, I just never hear anyone use that term XD Well, I don't like to brag but

Kennneth Brannagh! K Bran Aw bless him.

You like to be bitten?

We are wearing armour and protective gears to prevent that from happening. We dun want to catch any virus from you.

And he still bites, and he bites you.

The only one that will be naked is you and a bunch of sexually deprived elephants. But dun worry, We are not going to mate you with elephants. They had a certain standards to meet when it comes to mating.

Ya, but we had trained him to bite you and nobody else.

We wanted to take you to the amusement park for a walk that's all. We are just too shy to ask! No worries.

Then I will go to hell with you. We can play with my pet Cerberus together.

I can remember but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... for now...

Oh... AWESOME Haha bloody pervert...

XD your use of 'the mantra' is very persuasive, but I feel like it'd take a lot of persuasion to get me to eat a jacket potato like an apple.

'Women of the night'? XD Maybe where you're from, but down here things are done differently.

I like that you call him 'Sammy J'. It's like I say 'K Bran' XD True, but it brings him down a whole lot when he's representing a party for elections that were over ages ago

Okay okay, just the grapes then. Are you allergic to anything?

Well... it's been a while... two more days should do it.