Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

They would doom themselves if they did that

Not at all! One of my best friends is gay and awesome! It couldn't be a coincidence as none of my straight friends are awesome.

I'm not sure about that MR bit, but if it's bad then that's the worst insult I've ever recieved!

Why, what have you done to make me trust you!

Miss Smugknickers? XD I think i'll be the judge of that

No, it sounds wrong and I won't have any part in it!

Yep, you've figured me out!

Never forget Yeah about bloody time XD

I'll trust you for now...

If I have a song as my ringtone I get really bored of it cos I hear it so many times (cos i'm just that popular ) or I never wanna pick up my phone cos I wanna keep listening to the song XD I'm gonna get molested so badly...

Little bit, yeah No! People do not eat jacket potatoes like apples! It's just wrong

Nah, that's not how I do things

Noooo! You have to talk farmer-speak Oooh like the new sig btw

You better...

I'm boring, my ringtone is just the Sony Ericsson thingy. Haha well then by all means... XD

Well a little upset is okay... No, just a weirdo XD

Yes er... my face is where we were talking about...

He's so amazing, and he's Australian! What did I tell you about those people? So sexy!

Oh niice Or yeah you could do that. Gotta warn you though, you might not like what you find

Aaaw don't be too upset! It was said with love! What the hell kind of weirdo are you XD

Yes you may. Just know that I have herpes.

Prove it, boy! Haha I feel like i'm giving you homework... You have no idea how happy I am that you like Tim Minchin I am actually in love with that man, my boyfriend took me to see him in October and it was AWESOME XD

Artie is a playa' I bet you have illegitimate children everywhere. Probly slept with one on accident at this point.

And this lack of direction is why you have found no treasure or supernatural women who exist solely to give up their snatch to you. You are an unfortunate human being.

I really really really wanna know now you have to linky linky!

Aw XD Is your ringtone 'All By Myself'? I had the same idea except you put your hand in the oven, I put mine in the freezer

Loser I'm trying crème fraîche on a jacket potato for the first time and it is not pleasant

HA I didn't even think of that when I typed it! Well played, sir, well played XD

Dylan Moran is also a sexy mofo so it just adds to the whole experience You should, he's awesome. He might seem over-hyped because he gets praised so often, but he really deserves that praise XD Have you ever seen Tim Minchin?

I can't read a map, so I hope you're manly enough to pull that off.