Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

I guess we could use guns too. I wasn't going to suggest it originally, but then I grew balls and here we are.

We could start poking him again with our chosen finger until he remembers his dead promises.

Did I say gay bandwagon? I meant awesome bandwagon.

Yeah, I thought that'd reel you in.

I'm really curious noooww!

Are you saying I talk too much, mister? That's lovely It starts off sounding unrealistic and then it's like aw! I totally wanna try it now.

What are the others?

If i'd just left it at 'dirty jokes' it wouldn't have accounted for the fact that it was a chat-up line and not a joke. Fine, I expect a barrage of dirty when we meet

Not what your mum told me. The first time I saw it I literally couldn't stop laughing the whole time, my stomach was hurting so bad XD The only other stand-up that did that to me was the 'new' Lee Evans one.

I thought you were jumping on the gay bandwagon, like my "boyfriend" NCG could pay for it. xD

So why not help out more by telling me what your name means?

Haha ashamed much?

I wouldn't have very much to say... It's just a normal high five but you shout 'TEMPERATURE FIVE!' instead of 'HIGH FIVE'. Duh

Haha, that's why you never get any work done!

Lies, you never share your really dirty jokes etc. with me XD

Be jealous of me, he is a very generous lover. Hey whatever Dylan's cool with is fine by me Anyway... his Monster and Like, Totally stand-ups had me in stitches XD his new one was a bit of a let down though...

Haha Yeah that's NCG. Sometimes I confuse ourselves as well.

xD Well at least Manus is getting a break.

The who's this guy one is pretty run of the mill, I can't find the other one, i'm not sure if I want to though XD

Haha see it's an awesome thing to say! Temperature five!

Aw i'm sorry, your brain must be in a constant state of turmoil

Holy crap... I think it does! Aw what a shame...

Intimately

Things I will never achieve:

• Watching Cloverfield with a British guy and a Swedish guy.
  
• Forcing Breine to dance for me.
  
• Living in a place that isn't full of insects.
  
• Feeling comfortable when it comes to the idea of breast feeding.
  
• Being ranked number 1 on any game's leaderboards.
  
• smurfing Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  
• Catwoman backflips.

Lifeguard? I'm not a lifeg- Oh, I get what you're sayin'.

I dunno, she told me to beat you up for stealing her candy.