Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Foiled again.

I saw it coming. I just thought I'd give you a freebie seeing as how I always outwit you.

Oh no they were. Smiles of anger.

Ugh fine You have to let me believe that you speak like that though, I will be so so so happy I can tolerate cod and salmon but anything else is pure dirt. If you were cool you would... :imp:

Fine fine i'll get you a book... might need to get myself a new copy too though Baha it'll take more than you, boy!

But they're the best thing to masturbate with! Seriously, try it. Oh no wait, you're poor

Yeah she's awesome, she got me peaches as well. I'm havin' a fruity party up in heeeeerrrrreee

You love her too!? I will not stand for competition! Choose your weapon sir, pistols at dawn or rapiers at tea time?

True, I am in a perpetual state of to some degree.

Nooo don't ruin the dream, you do speak like that! I actually don't really like fish so it wasn't too much of a biggie XD Oh yeah, smooth

Yeah she was You heard? It wasn't that bloody loud!

Damn... but that's the only monies I have

Aaaw my mum bought me more strawberries cos I was bitchin about how crap Somerfield is!

I... I had no idea.

xD I'll have to take a look later if I remember.

So usually you are the one getting rough on him and he is the one getting all the punishment?

XD I can't even get mad cos that made me lol.

Haha I can just imagine you now, 'oo-ar, me loverr!' XD Haha my friend got Pretty Man Discount once. We went to a chippie and the guy gave him another big bit of fish for free, which I found hilarious cos he blatently wanted his penis. I think he felt bad for me after such a display of generosity though cos he gave me a free sachet of ketchup after

Oh ew ew ew What kind of sicko defaces the book like that? Although to be fair he might've been reading the chapter about your mum... No, just a sigh of pity...

Oh I gots the monies, don't you worry about that...

If you want shiny buttons, you can have shiny buttons.

Someone's in denial ... (don't make the joke!)

Lies that you have no accent! How on earth... I bet you actually speak like a proper yokel XD Also, how does someone who has somehow managed to learn to speak 17 languages fluently work in the local shop?

Oh yeah no, you have to read that bit upside down, then it makes much more sense. That was bad, Quinny... didn't even get a chuckle

I'm sorry I just can't keep up!

Erm... i'll give you buttons?

And yet you still love me, how sweet

Yes! And cowgirl!

It's a fact of life, I just can't make decisions Ah, good to see the world is making sense again

Lentilly hands? Perversion battlefield? So much sexy, not enough time!!

Lies! You slacker. It's okay, I haven't done any art work and it's ALL due on Wednesday. FAIL

I really can't list every stereotype so I don't know. There's Magnavox and RCA, Bose, pretty sure Panasonic's in there somewhere. Um... Peavey?