Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Ah... maybe not a good idea then XD

Shuup you love it. See the difference? Haha yeah...

That's what you think

XD i love the smiley at the end! You big softie

They're an aquired taste, i'll admit. Um hang on... This is where i'm watching it right now, obviously don't start with episode 3 because that would be silly. It's the best copy i've found so far but you might need to have a search around for the other episodes if you find it to your liking. It's just funny, it's about some department in British government where pretty much everyone is useless and incompetent except for the spin doctor who is BRILLIANT. What do you mean? How are you on here then

You're quite easy to please, aren't you?

Yeah but once you've created it you can still use the awkward turtle!

Nearly, i'll let you off for your boyish charms though Yeah, this can be our dirty little secret... I actually want to play it but my disc kept freezing so I couldn't

XD thanks man. Oh yeah obvs

Oh really

No it isn't, it's AWESOME. What are you doing? Nothing? Good, go watch it, it's hilarious. It's like a political satire kinda show with some of the most spectacular swearing i've ever heard.

have you started doing it to people?

Ew... just ew, dude, no I've never played FF6 *shockhorror* so how about that!

Lies! Everyone loves Maria-stained covers! Also, lentil is a verb now? Brilliant Yeah the clones owned you big time... you should be ashamed. I know I am...

I swear you did. And by swear I mean think. What would you do if I stole your lols?

You always manage to screw up a line don't you? Let me segue into another topic... Have you ever seen The Thick of It?

Haha that made me genuinely happy

I don't think you're her type, unless you've got a vagina hidden down there Um... yeah course I do... it's called the... shnargl. Obviously. All the cool people know the shnargl

Haha shuup you love it. I must meet these lentilly clones...

I thought you said you were gonna stop with the 'uh, what?' jokes XD

Don't worry you're not the first, all my mates love her too

Foiled again.

I saw it coming. I just thought I'd give you a freebie seeing as how I always outwit you.

Oh no they were. Smiles of anger.

Ugh fine You have to let me believe that you speak like that though, I will be so so so happy I can tolerate cod and salmon but anything else is pure dirt. If you were cool you would... :imp:

Fine fine i'll get you a book... might need to get myself a new copy too though Baha it'll take more than you, boy!

But they're the best thing to masturbate with! Seriously, try it. Oh no wait, you're poor

Yeah she's awesome, she got me peaches as well. I'm havin' a fruity party up in heeeeerrrrreee

You love her too!? I will not stand for competition! Choose your weapon sir, pistols at dawn or rapiers at tea time?

True, I am in a perpetual state of to some degree.

Nooo don't ruin the dream, you do speak like that! I actually don't really like fish so it wasn't too much of a biggie XD Oh yeah, smooth

Yeah she was You heard? It wasn't that bloody loud!

Damn... but that's the only monies I have

Aaaw my mum bought me more strawberries cos I was bitchin about how crap Somerfield is!