Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

I think you should see an optometrist. Apparently that's not how you spell it though.

Oh well in that case

o_O I have no idea what's going on here. You and Christmas were dating, or you and Psy were about to consummate?

I.. what? I don't do that normally. I blame you, it's all your fault. I'm breaking up with you, you don't even love me you

I'm glad I've memorized every stereotype ever, then.

So you found out about your wiki!

And what I did to it.

Yes, people are dicks.

Haha there was an affair? *pulls up a chair* Go.

Um... hrmmm... you couulldd... give Psy a good seeing to?

True, if anyone asked me about you i'd be like, 'Yeah he says stuff like 'burk' and 'hell's bells''.

Um... oh no don't ask me to make decisions i'm not good at them I'll tell him XD It was a Tesco one as well, surprisingly. Oooh er... I reckon you could get away with a bit of all of them!

Oh yum I love lentils. And rice obvs. Feels you up? You can make food... that feels you up? Okay now you have to cook for me

Ummm naughty naughty! Hokay, well have fun!

You do. What are you going to give it?

Haha yeah... XD

No but I mean you could've made friends with someone who isn't in your immediate vicinity. Ha, I haven't heard anyone say 'burk' in ages

Awsome, what kind of cake? Oh I completely forgot, my art teacher got us some chocolate cheesecake the other day and it was divine! Wait what? Animals?

Oooh what did you make? Heh yeah I completely forgot about Somerfield