Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

That person needs a handjob, that is awesome XD And hey! I'll put you in detention, boy

I don't knooowwww All this uncertainty is too much.

Oooh cheating on e. You slut.

XD I lol'd, you nasty Quinny.

Oh my. I feel so stupid. I didn't even notice the whole ASS link. What an idiot XD

...so I won't get in fine? Umm... maybe?

Oooh yeah I never played those. I was too late on the uptake and then I just missed out completely

Hey, no denial here, London girls are hooooes. Go to Croydon on a Saturday night, you are sure to catch Herpes.

Yeah but I turned it arrrooouunnd, maan. Cos that's just what I do. Um... nah. There's better. I can't think of them right now but I know there's better. Why?

Your name is Gordon? You meanie! Although I guess that's the upside to me not getting in...

I don't know this game so the joke is lost on me

XD yeah that's just how we roll with our rhyming slang and our... I don't know what else.

Well if you take the meaning of 'tasteless' to be 'crass' etc. then a tasteless hug must be kinda nasty. Heh heh I totes sed ass.

I was talkin to some guy today that used to go my school and he goes there now and he was talking about how amazing it is there and I was like oh... oh that's nice... *cry*

Haha I didn't even notice the 'with' one. You should've just kept quiet and then I wouldn't have needed to lose anymore respect for you!

From me. For 10 quid every turtle.

A tasteless hug? Isn't that, like, sexual harrassment or something?

Hopefully...

What do you mean word mistakes?

XD it's the awkward turtle! You do it whenever you get yourself into an awkward situation cos then someones like, 'dude what are you doing?' and then you start explaining and stuff stops being awkward. Like now. It's awesome

Amazing then?

Goddamn whore, tell me where she lives, i'll take her down

XD foolish Quinny!

Wow... I think this is a moment for the awkward turtle...

Oh... sorry Have a hug. *hugs*

Who's she?! I knew you were seeing some slut on the side!

XD yeah I should've put a 'jkjk' at the end or something.

Ironically there's no 'e' in orgasmic...

Last day was Friday Too late!

Haha you sound all swave like you're about to have a threesome XD

XD yes, anything but actually sex. Big no no. Never. Ever.

man i'm so awesome. How... I mean how did you get the spelling wrong when I just said it two seconds ago XD

XD loser. Because even if I asked, there is absolutely no way he'd let me. It would've just made lessons very awkward

Uhh yes!

Noooo I want to keep it forever

AHAHA yeah that I Ukarane one is awesome. Looks kinda like my Tin Woman outfit... Haha why is that cool?

How very sexist, i'd retort but i'm too busy making sammiches and doing my make-up. Cos he's a black dude and he's got no hair and it's a little but shiny so it looks like a giant Malteaser! I swear it does

Oh. Well that clears that up then.

Well except for my virginity, I want that.

I think I forgot the most important question, why on earth did you watch Eurovision? XD Haha everyone struggles with that, usually they come out with Cyprian. It's Cypriot by the way