Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

That's cute. If I were walking you down the city street and you took a , I'd clean up after you. For a real dog... Eh, I'd break the law and leave it.

I want the rolling eyes smiley! Sure, London is, well, as close as you can be to where I am so sounds good!

It really is... I don't know! When you see something over and over it just starts getting ingrained in your brain!

I... I don't geddit Haha why not, Quinny?

Yeah but... I don't want her to love it in my living room SCORE! *doublefistpump*

Greedy mister! Um when/where are they?

Argh why did I type that! My fingers are disabled Yeah I think that makes sense but my boyfriend always says knobhead and he's poisoned me!

That's right, it tastes better! Oh my... I think they'd be more unconscious than angry XD Probably angry when they wake up though.

It'd be the best. I'd have to be careful not to mix it up with holiday photos though, might give the old lady next door a fright when she asks to see them... I've never heard stars and stones. So does everyone, she's a slut.

Rule though. You can't ask me to go from here to the shops and to you. It just won't happen

It was rather fun, yes I believe the phrase is actually 'brap brap' but no I don't actually say it unless i'm bring a knobhead

Why not? It is too! Because sometimes it's just not good enough, Quinny!!

No... rape is a crime though XD I love that you say 'hell's bells' that's so cool

Kaaayy I guess you can have one of those too

I... um... okay? XD Haha yes, you can be part of my gang now.

Shuup you love it. Better be

I don't take pictures when i'm committing a crime! I'm not that stupid.

Yeah sure Um... kay. You get a hug coupon

...that's interesting because I don't XD Erm yeah it was but we just say 'phone' here No one speak cockney anyway, everyone's a rudebwoy now.

Um, hello pot my name is kettle. I don't believe you

Haha yes, you found me out!

Yeah don't try and con me Um... what do you want coupons for? XD

I never said you did Oh dear... You have much to learn, Quinny.

You just said you'd trust my honesty XD I actually don't want to make a response because you'll just find some way of making it dirty

Really? That's not what I heard...

What? When did that happen??

Oooohhhh it all makes sense now! No, you didn't XD You can be an honorary Londoner

Okay. That'll be £20 please Bahha it actually took me a second to get that!

It's okay, it's natural to feel that way

Fine! Anything to keep you away from my precious buttons

I don't even understand what a bridgy lass is XD Is it a place? Because if so then no. I just drop the t sometimes when i'm speaking, but loads of London people do that.

Ohhh. Aha but how will you prove it? You raise a good point, Quinny

Painkillers? I think you're gonna need an epidural

Noooo!

I do that too though... XD

Wait... what are we even betting on? Haha I bet you won't you perv!