Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

That would be much more fun so I'll go with that one. I act like I have a choice in the matter!

Aw Quinny

I don't know what a Bridgwater accent sounds like

Why would I bet against you? In your face! Why does he hate it? What's there to hate Oh yeah, I forgot about your coupons XD

Oh... well, I won't take that away from you at least...

I doubt it ever did

That's not possible, everyone has some kind of accent XD

Not really... Haha i'm not even gonna deny it, many of my friends are pretty scummy through water over you did they? That is so so so mean XD I like your strangeness, you strange iceberg.

AHAHA oh dear...

I thought that was the point XD

Maybe... but i'll always know! I always end up staring at some old guys bulge and then i'm like 'Eweweewewew why am I doing that ' I appreciate it, just not to its full extent

I've never felt the need to share such information XD my boy mates are pretty disgusting though so they're probably not an excellent example Haha tip of the very strange iceberg...

Obviously all the rapists you've ever met are frauds

You must think you're so clever

It is I don't know how I can go on much longer! Omg it is always the crotch, chest or directly in the eyes XD I don't realise what i'm doing until they've seen me and gormless expression as well so I just seem like such a perv. I would appreciate that more if it wasn't Doctor Poo

You're weirdos. My male friends will talk at length about their poo. Creepy Haha you're so strange, Quinny

It's meant to be

Um... yes... because that makes sense XD

Yep, sad but true. You Somersetters make my skin crawl with your hay and your farms and your amicable accent! Yeah! But I do that even if there's actually nothing going on in my mind at all XD Like, if i'm sitting on the bus/ train/ tube i'll just start staring at someone without realising and then they think i'm a weirdo

Haha yeah boys are retards with toilets. Plus they're stinky and take ages to poo The whole putting the seat down thing really doesn't bother me though...

That you don't want the sex. Because i'm a rapist, if you act like you want it then I can't rape you.

At least now I know you're human.

But I like muffins!

No. Now hop on your tractor and stop being mean. Haha tilt head to the side, look up, hand on chin. Best thinkingface ever. XD what the hell?

But that stuff really pisses me off! XD Argh mine does that too, I hate that! Niice Why does she get the ensuite?

You can't even pretend that you don't want it cos deep down, i'll know

Maybe you are the celebrity of this place?!

Aw I'm sorry Quinny, I didn't actually do that. Not that I wouldn't, but there's never been a need as I usually have change.

No, you didn't I was just thinking that, as soon as I finished typing I was like hmm *thinkingface*

I get really annoyed with my mate cos he's such a selfish bastard XD Me and a few others went caranvanning for my mate's birthday and since then he's been pissing us off with his selfishness. Plus, ever since he split up with his girlfriend a while ago (another one of Them), he's been trying to act 'manly'. Which of course involves him pretending he knows things about football, and treating girls like . I hate that, not just for obvious reasons, but cos I really hate when people gender stereotype XD Argh anyway, how do you find people to live with? I can imagine myself just picking anyone and regretting it after like a few days.

Well... I can't rape the willing, you know.