Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

What the-?! Eat me, bitch. You only said that to blow me back with hurt.

Well, Britney Spears can't sing and she managed a net worth of $250 million. In fact, I'm convinced she's not even aware she made the Blackout album at all. I'm sure if you and I team up we can auto-tune ourselves to Candyland.

He was such a strange individual.

You'll always have your cheery singing voice to fall back on.

You're such a steallleeerrrrrr! I don't mind though, I feel flattered really

Haha I don't blame them. I'd let Depp do anything he wanted to be honest.

Same, I don't know how he puts up with me sometimes XD Dirty dirty Quinny. I wish there was a smiley that shakes its head. I would use it now.

I actually laughed at that, but only because it was so terrible Oh of course... yeah... how clever

You may have divorced my ass, but you still have my heart

Hilarious joke XD

Haha you ex-refugee

Ah I see. Yeah I hate bitches, they can smurf off Are you kidding? He didn't have to take time to perfect it, he just wandered on set and showed 'em what's what cos he's Johnny Smurfing Depp!

It is both a curse and a blessing. Sure. I must warn you though, I pretty crappy at promises XD

This is pretty true. You could've even told your 'Monet' joke and we still might've laughed

Yeah buttons are not to be trusted. Haha terrifying?

Yeah that's probably best XD who's borderline homosexual now?

But you were just getting angry at the prospect of stupid women XD Oh hell no. He has got it dooowwwwn.

That's just not good enough Oh, you'll see

It was actually really funny. Just imagine lots of alcohol, lots of weed, and one fake Arab. Hilarity inevitably ensues.

You can carry me around if you want. I'd like a break from climbing that massive hill up to campus every once in a while.

Overpopulation will most likely kill mine.