Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

They do actually sound pretty yummy. You should make some and like... email them to me or something. XD yes, two per year. You should recieve your vouchers within the next 5 working days, you may exchange those for sexual favours. I said it in my head while reading it and it sounded Yorkshire XD

Don't act hurt, you would so make a joke like that

We're so mature

XD shuup fool!

Trying to get me drunk eh... I see your game! Bahha you have to, it's the rules of our marriage. XD You should go on that Grumpy Old Men programme. I can't imagine you being grumpy though... Yeah I got that XD

I honestly couldn't tell if you meant that or not XD Still sleeping on the sofa though.

Oooh same! Parents are easily won over by me one of my many talents

Haha oh dear... Nah, i've got me an attack dog

Maybe. You have to make me dessert too. Then you might get sex. No oral for you though. Haha oh dear... Oh... well neither of us can remember, sorry He's really worried about the state of his memory now though, he thinks we're going senile. He was like 'This time next year we'll be sitting in an old people's home calling in to complain about Radio 4' XD

Ewwwwww paedo! You're so sleeping on the sofa tonight

XD oh my... that is a strange conversation... definately wouldn't open with that at a dinner party.

Don't PFFRT me young man or you'll get the cane! You wouldn't dare...

Cool. Make me some dinner, i'm hungry Haha, that makes me think of Sir Buzzkillington from Family Guy. Is he actually a moodkiller or is it an ironic nickname? I just text him to ask and he doesn't even remember anything about a middle name XD I called him a slut though if that helps?

...thank you...

I dunno it's not for everyone I guess, like drugs and smoking. Haha it totally worked, I laughed XD I love that, sometimes when i'm with certain people we bounce off of each other and start talking about really strange crap. Then halfway through one of us will just be like 'waitwaitwait... why are we talking about cat-sized cows?'. I don't believe you!

That isn't an old fashioned phrase XD Haha i've got you exactly where I want you...

Well I can't really be Mr. Quinnyson, that's very misleading. Imp. Quinnyson is the best Course they do, they have the best names in the land! I actually gave my friend a middle name last night that was hilarious and I can't remember for the life of me what it was...

Oh I'm sad now.

No I think i'll be the first to admit I like drinking because I like being drunk XD It'd be cool to be a 24/7 drunk like you though. Aaaw come on now, don't pretend! I've heard about you! And your ways!

No I still had my wits about me, I was just kinda wobbly Haha you dirty stoner...

Haha oh please please please can Imp be my title? XD Yeah that's just what I do to people, give them new names then toss them aside...

XD this is true... maybe I should do it!

Oh great, another one to add to the mocking list Ah I see. What do you mean unnecessary? Doesn't everyone, short of alcoholics, find drinking unnecessary? Haha don't worry, you're not the only one to do stupid things while drunk, it happens.

Thanks Haha no I don't usually but last night I was stumbling walking home and thinking... I think... I think if I had to put his on a scale... I am 80% sober right now. It was still a good night, I got a bit annoyed at one of my friends cos he was being a little bitch but it was still nice to sit and drink and smoke good stuff all night

If you ever ask me to marry you you can bet i'm not taking your name XD Oooohhh I geddit now!

I don't want credit cards, i'm the kind of person that'd blow the lot in a weekend and end up with crippling debts because I drunkenly thought it'd be a good idea to buy my favourite bar or something...

Stop mocking my feet-hatred you meanie Why did you have a two month ban? HAHA what the goddamn, how did you even get yourself into that position? Erm, i'll keep it as secret as I can but it's kind of on show on my profile now XD Ummm was okay... went up to Oxford Street on Friday and bought my prom dress I even had enough money to buy the other dress I wanted too. Stayed over at the boyfriend's house, then had work on Saturday went out last night, but it was a pretty tame night really. My friend just had a little gathering at his place, but he's some crazy pothead so we all had to leave pretty early and I was like 80% sober when I got home.

Because I said it's fair, kay? What, I don't even understand what that was... Which one of us are you calling a pervert? I'm so confused XD

*sigh* You just had to do it didn't you...

Oh. I thought it was like once you get into a 15K + job you start paying it back.

Did you do anything nice this weekend, Quinny?

Yes! *doublefistpump* Better not. I might have to add another middle name if you do it again. XD Oh dear... I feel that might give the wrong impression off to people though...

XD true, true. I tried to say it out loud, it sounds like i'm speaking parceltongue or something...

Wait... i'm assuming you paid for the accomodation yourself... but aren't the student loans people going to want that extra accomodation money back at some point...? Aren't you just making your student loan bigger? Or is it really just free monies?

For shame.