Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Well hey, I don't know your tastes that well!

I don't charge you! PFFRT you wish XD This is true, although to be fair, I wouldn't wait around for that long if I was being neglected everyday.

You should totally do it, we can use the money to buy my bar

Oh Admiral Quin is such an awesome name though! Corr I hate trekkies...

I'm sorry I couldn't resist

It's tied for being my second favourite along with 7. Although it's pretty drastically different from 9, so it might not be in your taste.

Oh You would charge your own wife for brandy pears? Haha, just the power, any second you could demand to exchange your voucher! Lion bars and oral sex? You truly are a simple being XD

D'aaaaaaaaaw aren't you sweet!

Haha oh my... XD

Because it was so terrible

Yeeeaaaahhh Bahha you crazy sex fiend. Those booklets are awesome, I think you can actually buy kinky ones from like Ann Summers or something XD

You used me! Not impressed, Quinny. Not Impessed.

Holy crap that is an awesome name XD Do iiittt!!

Just doin my duty to humanity...

No it doesn't and if you do that you will have 1 of your vouchers revoked XD Haha I didn't even think of every birthday. Imagine if they got lost in the post XD

Aaaw Fine you can sleep in the bed tonight

Is that an add-on for your name I hear...?

Haha your rhyme doesn't even work!

They do actually sound pretty yummy. You should make some and like... email them to me or something. XD yes, two per year. You should recieve your vouchers within the next 5 working days, you may exchange those for sexual favours. I said it in my head while reading it and it sounded Yorkshire XD

Don't act hurt, you would so make a joke like that

We're so mature

XD shuup fool!

Trying to get me drunk eh... I see your game! Bahha you have to, it's the rules of our marriage. XD You should go on that Grumpy Old Men programme. I can't imagine you being grumpy though... Yeah I got that XD

I honestly couldn't tell if you meant that or not XD Still sleeping on the sofa though.

Oooh same! Parents are easily won over by me one of my many talents

Haha oh dear... Nah, i've got me an attack dog

Maybe. You have to make me dessert too. Then you might get sex. No oral for you though. Haha oh dear... Oh... well neither of us can remember, sorry He's really worried about the state of his memory now though, he thinks we're going senile. He was like 'This time next year we'll be sitting in an old people's home calling in to complain about Radio 4' XD

Ewwwwww paedo! You're so sleeping on the sofa tonight

XD oh my... that is a strange conversation... definately wouldn't open with that at a dinner party.

Don't PFFRT me young man or you'll get the cane! You wouldn't dare...

Cool. Make me some dinner, i'm hungry Haha, that makes me think of Sir Buzzkillington from Family Guy. Is he actually a moodkiller or is it an ironic nickname? I just text him to ask and he doesn't even remember anything about a middle name XD I called him a slut though if that helps?

...thank you...

I dunno it's not for everyone I guess, like drugs and smoking. Haha it totally worked, I laughed XD I love that, sometimes when i'm with certain people we bounce off of each other and start talking about really strange crap. Then halfway through one of us will just be like 'waitwaitwait... why are we talking about cat-sized cows?'. I don't believe you!

That isn't an old fashioned phrase XD Haha i've got you exactly where I want you...