Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Oooh i'm interested to see which angle you go for...

Yeah we're cool Even though I can't see stuff when i'm in a crowd Haha, is it like when you pick up those tiny bottles of alcohol

I don't have my llama with me right now. Aha, you gonna get laaiiidddd

Wait, wait. So it's in EoFF but on the internet?

Aaaw!

Yeah i'll let it slide sometimes, but when it's really blatant I kinda have to tell them not to cos my manager is always around the make-up aisle and he always gets his knickers in a bunch about that kind of stuff. You say not big when you're like 6 foot, i'd probably just about come up to your armpit XD Haha the murder face...

Hey! I'm muscled! I could so out-do you on the llama bench pressing. Rhymes are sexy! I'm revealling all these secrets to you about how to pick up girls, you must be so glad you know someone of such infinate wisdom

Haha of all the things to be smug about...

But I swear you work in a clothes shop so why would you need to tell people to stop testing mascara I hated working in a clothes shop, I kept walking into other shops and picking up clothes from the floor to hang them back up and then thinking 'God what am I... what am I doing??'. I'm generally quite good at handling those situations, I usually keep my cool so after a bit they pipe down and I sell them things. Hehe I bet that made you feel like a real man! Also, never heard the expression 'built like a brick house'. I'm assuming that means you're big (and no i'm not talking about your penis before you make that joke...).

Haha that's weird. I'm assuming you're probably taller than me as well though so that'd probably make up a lot of the difference. Smooootttthhh XD and it rhymed, how awesome.

Hmm... is there a sea view?

i'm slowly gathering back the pieces of my life. That is so odd, i've never heard of anyone that uses ribbons...

Nah it's never that bad, it's just rudeness like when I tell people they're not allowed to test certain products (eyeliner, nail varnish, mascara) for obvious hygenic reasons and they get angry at me. Never thankful when they don't get infections from their make-up though

Haha no, i'm about 5'2" and weigh like 8 and a half stone, but still if I saw someone walking around covered in green paint the Hulk jokes would be inevitable. are you saying my body is offensive!? How dare you!

I'd smurf a whale. THERE, you're the first to see the admission. I feel a burden leaving me. Phew.

And I'm your friend

Yeah, being good at games and gathering dorks is what I gloat about. I hang them all on my Christmas tree.

You still get the one with the googley eyes but that's all! Oh yeah I want those too. Why do you have ribbon shoelaces...?

Haha oh I wish I could do that, I hate some customers My manager probably wouldn't throw anyone out unless they pulled a knife on me or somethin tho.

Haha no, but if I was covered in green paint I bet I would! Surely if I blacked up someone would take offense to that though... Aww don't be shy! Embrace your inner gay!