Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

MY BUTTONS!

Oh lol yeah pretty much then. I used to tell them off, I was like 16 and i'd be telling off some grown man for being a perv XD you want me to grope your boob?

Um... I dunno. Probably best to avoid green because of Hulk references. Blue will just entice people to constantly ask 'hey, why so blue? *snicker*'. Red will look too gorey. Yellow will make me look like I have that illness... scurvy or whatever it's called... I dunnoooo

Corr I really thought about that as well I feel so underappreciated!

As usual... *rolls eyes* No not just builders, normal people too. Mostly stupid little hoodrats. Builders annoy me too though. Grr see this is why I don't walk places, it makes me angry at men. I've been so rude to some people XD Haha just you wait, i'll get my revenge

Oooh but what colour

I have a friend request with the message "Hello. Be my friend?" I also have a looot of messages from some other guy trying to initiate a conversation. Oh no, now I have to be the ever present Internet Asshole (I never accept requests or respond to messages from strangers). I better punish myself by spinning around while making helicopter noises until I vomit.

That's what I do.

You're lucky you remembered your love smiley, cheeky! Aaaw damn I thought you'd get my subtle humour of seals... crabs... the whole marine thing going on...

No I was just saying, in case you'd read that thread or something and I just started to repeat myself. There's no skill involved it's just 'aaayyy babes you're lookin sexy yeeeaaa!! Gimmie your number inittt!' Or just random shouting. I actually had my boob groped on the bus once Nothing admirable about them, they're a nuisance.

So you're saying that I should just draw clothes onto myself? Why haven't I thought of that before! Instead of wasting all my money on clothes, I could've just bought a biro!

Maybe... why? Do you think he gave me crabs?

Haha you're right at home then. No I mean they try to chat me up and stuff, but it's more like hassling because a lot of them aren't very nice at all. I posted in a thread about this a few weeks ago XD

No, Quinny, that's just thread. Strikeouts are not the same as thread.

Why? Seals can get lovin too! Oh haha I feel so slow... yeah... that'd be pretty freaky. well I do try...

Yeah, but I have a hatred for the bus. Stinky, pervy people are on the bus Not to mention if I walk anywhere people try to hassle me and it's the most annoying thing in the world. I actually got beeped walking the two feet to my car the other day Umm... kay i'll take your word for it, I didn't even know such a thing existed XD

I sooo wanna know... But I need my zips Strikeouts won't protect what little dignity I have left!

Haha this is true, the seal is pretty hot, I retract my statement. What do you mean, smoking like how? Haha sorry I couldn't help myself...

Thank you! I do love my car, although it has made any kind of walking seem totally pointless now. I'd drive downstairs if I could. Plus I see lots more dead squirrels now I don't even know what a fanbelt is... course you do, Quinny.

Something like that lol I don't even know how to do the strikeout thingy. I used to know, then I forgot

I thought the seal was you Neither are mine thank you very much! Oh... yeah... that taste... that's totally what I was talking about...

I can't do any of these things. Which is bad cos i'm pretty mean to my car sometimes. Poor Punto Haha what do you mean 'if you happen to', I know you take nylon tights around deliberately no need to hide it from me!

It was a preemtive strike.

Blegh is what I think about you, you dirty non-smoker. You should be ashamed! Haha everytime I start to think you're not all that pervy, there you go again...

I have never been into any kind of mechanics ever, so I know literally nothing about guns. Or pooters. Or cars. I mean other than how to drive one, if I broke down i'd be absolutely screwed. there I was thinkin you were about to go all manly on me!

Hey, I never asked for it!